Whats jokes
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
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