Whats jokes
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.