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Whats Jokes

Finger

This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.

Boomerang

What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?

Boomerangs come back.

Wish

Genie: What are your 3 wishes?

Me: Make every word 4 letters long.

Geni: Wish Gran.

Me: Make every word start with "br".

Genie: Brsh Bran.

Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".

Bruh: Bruh bruh.

Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.

Bruh: Bruh bruh.

Snake

Q: What did one snake say to the other?

A: Nothing because they are both dead.

Creeper

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Grip

Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!

So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.

Orphan

Me: I just shot an orphan.

Mate: You can’t do that!

Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Sun

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

Orphan

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Driver

When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Meme

What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.

Gay

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

Bomb

What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.

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