Whats jokes
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.