Whats jokes
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?
Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.
Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?
Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!
Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.
Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?
Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.