A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
Whats Jokes
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
