Whats jokes
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What is the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.