Whats jokes
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.
Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!
Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?
Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!
Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.