Whats jokes
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.