Whats jokes
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?
A knife has a point.