Whats jokes
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.