Whats jokes
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"