Whats jokes
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’