Whats jokes
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
Jesus has had all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.
Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!
Being an absolute waste breathe of life, and of power!
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.
When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.
She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.