Whats jokes
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"
Alternative punchline:
"I had to call social services, she was only 14."