Whats jokes
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"