Whats Jokes

What do you do when you see a wiener dog?

I like you wiener.

What happened to watersharky?

Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟

What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.

Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?

Bianca (😔): Yes, for you it is.

Carly (😟): What's wrong?

Bianca (😕): Nothing, nothing at all...

Carly (😠): Don't lie to me...

Carly (🤔): Hmmm... Jordan???

Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this...

Bianca (😔🙄😒): Thank you... no... and I don't give a damn anymore!

Carly (😠): Bianca, trust me, you don't love him anyway!

Bianca (😒): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.

Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want...

Bianca (😔): Well... shut your mouth and leave me alone!

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”

What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.

What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

What is an orphan's dream?

To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣

What do you call an underwater maid?

A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂

What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?

A baby in a blender.

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

"Meoooow!"

Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."