Whats jokes
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!