Whats jokes
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
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What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.