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Whats jokes

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?

Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.

What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.

What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?

They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"

Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

A: One of them gets picked.

What did one butthole say to the other?

"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"