Whats jokes
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.