Whats jokes
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.