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A man died and went to heaven. Here he met Jesus. There were two clocks. The man asked, "What's with the clocks?" Jesus answered, "This is Mother Theresa's clock. She has not lied, so the clock hasn't moved. This is Abraham Lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice, so it's moved twice." "Where's Donald Trump's?" the man asked. Jesus replied: "It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."

What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

654-721-8940

(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)

What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.

Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

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    • What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

    Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

    What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

    They both lie over little boys 😂

    What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂

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    • What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?

    Hitler knows when to kill himself!

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    • Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?