Whats jokes
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.