Whats jokes
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's big and black?
My balls.
Dad: Johnny! Johnny!
Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Dad: Did you hit your brother?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Telling lies?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Let me see your fist.
Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!
Dad: What is so funny?
Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!
Dad: >:(
Little Johnny: What? It's true!
Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!
Dad: Love you too, son.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”