Whats jokes
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!