What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
Whats Jokes
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus?
Their face when you nail them!
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. They came to a cliff and the brunette said, "If you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it." So the brunette jumped off and said "falcon" and became a falcon. The redhead jumped off and said "eagle" and became an eagle. The dumb blonde ran, was about to jump, but tripped on a rock, and said "crap."
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
