Whats jokes
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.