Whats jokes
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.