Whats jokes
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.