Whats jokes
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.