Whats jokes
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.