Whats jokes
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.