Whats Jokes

So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?

I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"

Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?

But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!

Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

What did Cinderella wear to the beach?

Glass flippers.

What does Cinderella wear to the beach?

Glass slippers.

What about women's lefts?

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

What was the orphan's favorite TV show?

Full House.

What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?

"Fairly OddParents."

Q: What makes depressed kids jump?

A: Bridges.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples are picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

The apples get picked.

What is a gay man's favorite job?

A blowjob.

What do you call a bad player? A noob.

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?

Her-she.

What is an orphan's favorite show?

"Full House."

What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?

A normal kid has a family.

What do eggs like doing on stage?

Cracking jokes!

Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"

Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"