Whats jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.