Whats jokes
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
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Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.