Whats jokes
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh.
Next thing he hears is, “Dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings. Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.