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What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Grounded beef.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

A: He wiped his ass.

Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?

A: They're both cheesy.

What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang.

What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?

Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.

What do you call an Indian electrician?

Ashok 😂

What is a group of emo kids called?

A suicide squad.

What does a polite mouse say?

"Cheese and thank you."

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.

What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.

What's black on top and white on the bottom?

rape.

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.

What do kidnappers play?

Roblox.

One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."