Whats jokes
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.