Whats jokes
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.