Whats jokes
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
We're no strangers to Aaron. You know the rules and so do I (do I). A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it). Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on). We know the game and we're Aaron play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you. Never Aaron give you up. Never Aaron let you down. Never Aaron run around and desert you. Never Aaron make you cry. Never Aaron say goodbye. Never Aaron tell a lie and hurt you.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.