Whats jokes
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.