What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Whats Jokes
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What month has 28 days?
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What is this anyway?
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
