Whats jokes
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."