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What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.