Whats

Whats jokes

Guy

    • What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.

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    • Michael Jackson

    • What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

    One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.

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    • Family

    • There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

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    • Emergency

    • "911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

    “I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

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    • Terrorist

    • A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

    First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

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    • 9/11

    • You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

    The second one never lands as good as the first one.

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