Whats jokes
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.