Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.