Whats Jokes

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?

Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!

What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer: Non-existence!

Man: I must confess, Father.

Priest: What are you here to confess?

Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.

Priest: And what happened to your son?

Man: He said a man raped him.

Priest: When and where did this happen?

Man: A local church. I don't know which one.

Priest: ...By whom?

Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.

Priest: ...Shit

What do you call an emo furry squad?

The suicide furs.

What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?

Fatherless.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!

What did the toaster say to the toast?

"I want you inside me."

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

what is less than 0?

my will to live.

What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!

What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.

What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?

The Doughker.

What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?

Might in dynamite.

What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?

A minor.

What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?

They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.

Why do orphans love getting r@ped?

Because they want to know what love feels like.

What is the point of buttchins?

To catch flies.