Whats jokes
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.