Whats jokes
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.