Whats jokes
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
What is the epitome of being quick on the draw?
Coming both first and last in the same round of "soggy biscuit".
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."