What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
