Whats jokes
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.