Whats jokes
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.