Whats jokes
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
What do you call a retard?
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.