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Whats jokes

What's red and in a corner?

A baby with a razor blade.

What's green and in a corner?

The same baby three weeks later.

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    • You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.

    But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.

    So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.

    Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.

    What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

    A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."

    We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.

    I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"

    What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

    I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.

    I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder

    What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?

    When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.

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    • Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

    A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

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