Whats jokes
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."
He didn’t realize what was about to happen.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."