Whats jokes
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
Eating the wheelchair.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
What's Reddit?
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End