Whats jokes
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
I don't know what to say.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"
Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"
Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.