Whats jokes
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
What is going on here?
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.