What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
Whats Jokes
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.