Whats jokes
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What are clowns good at?
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
So, a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.