Whats jokes
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.