What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Whats Jokes
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Whenever Iām bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? šš
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.