Whats jokes
What is your favorite color?
What do you call a tree?
What time is it?
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What nut is broken? A silly nut!