I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
Whats Jokes
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
What can you build with people? A boat!
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
