Whats jokes
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What is your car's name?
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What is important?
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What is fall?
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!