Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
