What do you call jokes
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.