What do you call jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

What do you call the longest reigning monarch?

The queen? No, she dead.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.