What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.