What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
