What do you call jokes
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪