What do you call jokes
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.