What do you call jokes
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.