What do you call jokes
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.